While cleaning house (Shut up.  I DO clean house from time to time.) I came across two letters written by Buddy and Bug:

Dear LEGO company,

Alot of kids, includeing us want bionicels and Hero Factory to both be made and sold in stores.  I mean, only a duempcuff would stop selling and making bionicels for kids.  If you refuse I will never buy your products agein.



P.S. Dopeys socks.

Misspelled words are his.  I can only assume Dopey’s is a new Lego toy and that he meant “sucks” and not “socks…”

Dear LEGO,

Ever since You ended Bionicle I’ve had a place in my mind where I didn’t like you.  Who was the duempcuff who thought of that idea?  (Note: this [and here there was an arrow pointing to duempcuff] means dumb head in German.)  You could make another saga or sell the previouse saga since most kids couldn’t get them unless they’re in highschool.  Refuse, and I will get an army of protesters to buy Mega Bloks, your competitor, instead of LEGO.  The choice is yours, whether you are dunderheads or geniuses.



I’m totally mailing these.


About buddyandbug

Man and I moved from Texas to Colorado with Buddy and Bug. This blog is a chronicle of our adventures as we deal with homesickness and adjust to Mountain Living. “If you are a dreamer,come in. If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar, a hoper, a prayer, a magic-bean-buyer. If you're a pretender, come sit by my fire, for we have some flax-golden tales to spin. Come in! Come in!” ~ Shel Silverstein
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4 Responses to Dear LEGO

  1. sharib22 says: totally should!!!

  2. Where are these kids learning German? I knew that word from a play in which I portrayed an old Jewish wife, and I called my husband that probably about 20 times. Interestingly, this was not the
    first time I had portrayed an old Jewish wife on stage. I clearly missed my ethnic calling.

    • buddyandbug says:

      Buddy’s teacher taught them that one. I’m assuming they are spelling it wrong but apparently well enough for you to get it. Yea! And yes, you’d make a fabulous Jew.

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