While cleaning house (Shut up. I DO clean house from time to time.) I came across two letters written by Buddy and Bug:
Dear LEGO company,
Alot of kids, includeing us want bionicels and Hero Factory to both be made and sold in stores. I mean, only a duempcuff would stop selling and making bionicels for kids. If you refuse I will never buy your products agein.
P.S. Dopeys socks.
Misspelled words are his. I can only assume Dopey’s is a new Lego toy and that he meant “sucks” and not “socks…”
Ever since You ended Bionicle I’ve had a place in my mind where I didn’t like you. Who was the duempcuff who thought of that idea? (Note: this [and here there was an arrow pointing to duempcuff] means dumb head in German.) You could make another saga or sell the previouse saga since most kids couldn’t get them unless they’re in highschool. Refuse, and I will get an army of protesters to buy Mega Bloks, your competitor, instead of LEGO. The choice is yours, whether you are dunderheads or geniuses.
I’m totally mailing these.