This Instant Message thread with My Man just cracked me up. Thought I’d share:
Me: I can tell the weaning is working. I can feel myself going back to that place.
Man: What do you mean?
Me: The indifference. I just feel indifferent. I was cleaning the kitchen and got side tracked and started cleaning all of the wine glasses and the glass shelf they’re on. Then I sat on the couch for like 10 minutes just doing nothing. Not reading or anything. Not even really thinking or feeling. Is this what it’s like to be you? Haha!
Me: I finally understand you. You’re obviously depressed.
Man: No. I’m content. Go exercise please.
Me: I don’t want to.
Man: I don’t care.
Me: Me neither.
Man: Yeah. That’s why you’re going. Now get dressed and get on the elliptical. Or do a class they have yoga and stuff at the gym.
Me: That sounds great. You’ve changed my mind. I’m going to the gym.
Man: I’m going to ignore your sarcasm.
Me: Oh my gosh! I’m laughing so hard right now!