Remember that episode of Friends where they talk about their List? Chandler and Monica agreed that they can have 5 celebrities that the other can sleep with and, since they are on the list, the other can’t get mad about it. I can’t remember them all but I do remember that Chandler had Jessica Rabbit on his list to which one friend said, “You do realize that she is a cartoon and way out of your league?”
“I know,” he responds. “I’ve just always wondered if I could make her eyes pop out of her head.”
And then poor Ross had Isabella Rosallini on his list but Chandler talks him out of it because she’s too international. He told him to choose someone who lives in the country so there is actually a chance with them.
“Right,” says Rachel. “Because that’s why you wouldn’t have a chance with her. Geography.”
Aha! I loved that show… I remember my mom and I making our Lists after that episode. (What a great mother daughter moment… Weird.) Mom’s list had all bald men! They were all a different race and different age but they were all bald! Hilalrious!
Anyway, this topic came up recently in a conversation with a friend about Conan O’Brien and so I thought I would share my List here:
Recently I had to bump Shemar Moore:
For this guy #5:
Willliam Levy! Yes ma’am. He is known as the Mexican Brad Pitt even though he is Cuban. Dumb. He was on Dancing with the Stars last season and I fell in lub.
#4 is funny man:
Jack Black. Not only does he make me laugh (which I am a total sucker for) but he is an accomplished musician. We could sing songs together and do goofy dances. Jack and Mike forever.
#3 is another funny funny guy:
I know he’s pasty and his hair…leaves much to be desired but…again…funny and musical. And funny. I might should switch him out though. He’s super tall. That would put a kink in my neck if I ever tried to kiss him. Hm…plus he sort of looks like a rooster…but he’s sooo adorably hysterical!
#2 *sigh* My chocolate man. So beautiful.
Taye Diggs. Yeah…I digg it. Who needs humor when this guy is near. Though, I’ve seen him in interviews and he is charming and has a great sense of humor. He can also sing and dance as he started on stage.
And #1 on my list, will never be bumped, have had a forever crush on is:
Edward Norton! Yes ma’am!
Come to think of it…he could play My Man in my made for TV movie as well. Can he sing though…? I bet he can. I kind of love this idea of a musical of my life. I could do several lists really. I would like to do a list of famous nerds. Edward Norton could still reign as number one but I would have to add Jeff Goldblum.
What’s your list?